| I would like to get to know you for a bit online before meeting in person. However, I am not interested in a cyber relationship. If cybersex is what you're after, don't waste my time and I will not waste yours.
I'm an outdoor lover, biking, kayaking, hiking, just about everything. I'm also a bit of a geek. Rarely watch TV but I'm very into movies. I have a strange, sarcastic sense of humor. You'll have to be quick witted to keep up with me. Unless you enjoy being the straight person, I can work with that. I am a scientist by vocation it's a great job providing from my rather out there hobbies.
I read a great deal, fiction, history, fictional history, poetry (not a lot, mostly a macho Nordic poetic Edda type). Most of my furniture is bookshelves and all are full. I like to correct the red lined misspelled words in my posts without resorting to the dictionary. I challenge myself regularly both mentally and physically.
In all appearances I would be the kind of guy you could take home and would appear to be a great catch. Well educated and read, travels often, good conversationalist. But that's a veneer covering something darker.
I am a sexual sadist. I can think of no greater beauty than that of a woman's face expressing the pain I am inflicting on her. Bruising and the marks from my hand, reddened, swollen flesh. That look of fear and desire. "Sex without pain is like food without taste." This quote sums me up. I take pleasure in humiliation and objectification of my submissives as well. Bondage, spanking, discipline, anal sex. These are a few of my favorite things. I have enough money to indulge my love of toys. Looking into buying a sybian - imagine being tied to that with an electrified plug up your ass and me using a violet wand on your stomach, nipples, and back, torturing you with orgasms.
I love the kinky sex, but all the great kinky sex in the world may be wonderful, without the intellectual connection it will only last as long as the lust. I guess I want somebody who's mind I can lust after as much as their body. If all you have on your profile is a picture of your breasts, while I'm really glad you have them and I'm sure they're wonderful, really that's no more attractive to me than a cock shot is to you. I'd rather see a pic of you in sweats playing with your dog - now that's sexy.
I exercise regularly but prefer natural exercise. Would rather go hiking that run a treadmill, do push-ups than lift weights, mountain biking over stationary bike. I am also an excellent cook (was a chef for two years before becoming a scientist - a good chef is also something of a chemist, taking raw ingredients and creating something new and wonderful) who likes to eat healthy and well. I see no reason to sacrifice one for the other.
On the forums often, but usually only in the Humor section. To be honest most of the other sections could use a little more humor.
My Ideal Person: First and foremost a masochist. You need to crave pain, desire it and embrace it. I'm respectful of limits and knowledgeable and experienced enough to train beginners. You need to be willing to be molded into what I desire.
Some of the traits I'm appreciate in a partner are: a person who enjoys life, is active, has a strong sex drive, and is tolerant of (and maybe even shares) my quirks. Having some interesting quirks of your own is a turn on.
"Similarity brings people together, but what makes us different from each other is where love comes from."
-BB King
"You cannot expect a relationship to make you whole, if you're only part of a person by yourself nobody can fix that but you. Relationships do not make us whole, they make us greater than the sum of our individual parts"
-Me
"Sex without pain is like food without taste."
-Marquis de Sade
Now that you have read my whole profile and been thoroughly charmed by my wit, panache, and humility ;-) feel free to contact me with the word, "Memory" as the first word of your email. All other emails without this will be deleted unread as if they were spam. |
