 About me: I live a real life just like everyone else which means I sub to the laundry and the tax collector.  On occasion, I exhibit moments of absolute insight and brillance  and on other occasions the level of my ineptitude is bone-jarring.  Most of the time though, I do reside between the two extremes. I loooove being a girl.  I like smelling good and being soft and I like girlie stuff like make-up and putting Beanie Babies by my computer. I love to cook and being in the kitchen  concocting new recipes to try out on unsuspecting victims is a favored pass-time. So far, I've only poisoned two people and started one fire but I have fed untold masses and if you ask me, that's a pretty good record for not being a pro!
I'm sweet, kind and generous  but that doesn't stop me from being wicked, evil, mean and nasty. Not every whore-moan is bad dontcha know. Ain't life grand!
I believe in accountability, personal responsibility and integrity.  I'm not so naive as to believe everyone has these qualities all the time. I know I don't, but I do the best I can. I'm only human after all. I'm mostly sadistic but also somewhat masochistic ..  and I'm partnered to a pretty cool guy who I adore as much as he adores me. I love providing a warm and inviting home for family and friends and I sing while doing dishes (okay, okay, hum poorly since Congress has deemed it a major felony for me to sing because my voice is a weapon of mass destruction!  Man, make just one person go deaf from singing Happy Birthday to them and you're marked for life!) 
I'm fairly well domesticated and mostly housebroken but, you know, at my age and having a couple of kids under my belt, I do leak on occasion. Just hand me a towel and it's all good!
I'm a bit of a hippy, definitely a tree hugger (I recycle and believe, firmly, in conservation) and I think that animals are just too cool. I've had my fair share of furry roommates over the years - and, um, scaly ones now that I think about it.
If I had just one piece of advice to give to everyone it would be this:
Never fuck with a menopausal sadist.
~IDIC~
Live long and prosper!
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~49ER FAITHFUL~
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