I have no problem writing a resume or cover letter, but am terrible for writing an intro. I think I've found a solution to that problem though.
Available immediately: One computer nerd. Independent and at times humorous.
Services offered: Technical support, massages, baking. Also live music (satisfaction not guaranteed). Other services available as required.
Desired compensation: A D/s relationship founded on mutual respect. Occasional physical restraint and torment. Most other activities will be considered. While a relationship is preferred, a more casual play partner dynamic may suffice if both parties remain conscious of the emotional impact of D/s play.