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Must we all take ourselves so seriously?
A quick look at the profiles says, yes, apparently we must.
BDSM is a game for me - a sexy, stimulating diversion. It's only a small part of my identity. If you feel the same way, please drop me a line.
I'm going to save both of us some time, and possibly eliminate every single person who might write to me.
If anyone on this earth, including your wife or your mother, thinks she's having an exclusive relationship with you, do not write to me. I will put a hex on you.
If you think a sub is nothing but a sweet-smelling punching bag, do not write to me.
If you are only looking for an outlet for your misogyny, do not write to me.
If you don't know what misogyny means, do not write to me.
If you call yourself Lord Master Drakkon of Aragon or anything that sounds remotely like that, do not write to me.
If you don't know the difference between your and you're, do not write to me. I will come over and whack you with a ruler, and it won't be nearly as much fun as you imagine.
If you think a sub in the bush is worth more than a bush in the hand, do not write to me.
If you're a male submissive who wants me to dress you up in a spandex catsuit and walk all over you in high heels, do not write to me. It's bad for my back.
If your interests include drawing blood or permanent disfigurement, or if you're an amateur electrician, do not write to me. I had all the fun I ever want to have with electricity when my landlady fixed the washing machine herself and 220 volts shot through me and my unmentionables.
Thank you so much for your cooperation.
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