| If you have removed food from a restaurant without using a doggie bag, only to later discover it on your person, please do not respond.
If you use a lowercase "i" instead of a capital "I" when you're referring to
yourself, please do not respond.
...cannot differentiate as to what homonym to use in a sentence, ie:
"their, there or they're"
"here or hear"
or any other very "basic usage" of the English language, please do not
respond.
...do not utilize Spell Check before sending a message or e-mail, and
continuously misspell words, please do not respond.
...add an "s" to anywhere, somewhere or no where, please do not respond.
...use perfume to mask the fact that you did not bathe, please do not
...do not use deodorant/anti-perspirant regularly, please do not reply.
...would show up for a date in wrinkled clothing with unknown stains on them,
please do not respond.
...chew with your mouth open, while smacking and licking your lips, all
the while talking, please do not respond.
...spit when you talk, please do not respond.
...cannot make eye contact when holding a conversation, please do not
respond.
... You can not slide into a booth in a restaurant without having your belly touch the table and remain on the table for the entire meal, please do not respond.
... You salt your food without tasting it, please do not respond.
... You think 6 creams and 6 sugar substitute packs is good coffee, do not respond.
... Your belly touches the steering wheel of your car,do not respond.
... You can not wear pants, jeans, shorts, do not respond.
... You need a mirror to see below your belly,do not respond.
... You wear shoes you can slide off and on without using your hands, do not respond.
... You can not scratch the middle of your back, do not respond.
If you don't see humor in this post, please do not respond.
Everyone is wise until he speaks (irish proverb)
Wait and see before decide
Think outside of this box.....
This space does not define who I am or what I seek, those answers will be offered to the right woman. Some answers can be found on my profile....
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