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Thanks to CollarMe, I have the one that has been lighting up my life since 2006. He is a rather special and unique man, I am a very lucky lady to own such a wonderful human being with whom I have so much in common, more than I thought was ever possible :D.
I’m here purely to occasionally enjoy the frenetic energy of CollarMe, chat to like minded folk, and indulge my scarily unique sense of comedy.
After considerable consideration, I am no longer seeking secondaries, so it is rather pointless to send me mails of that ilk, unless you have a fetish for wasting your time. In which case, I will be sending you an invoice for unwitting services rendered, and exacting punishments so cruel, evil and torturous, you’ll wish you had been born an ant!
My invoice fee - 955655665160405245841168465416 Madagascan Ariary
Your cruel, evil, torturous punishments -
1) To write by hand, in ink and quill, every spammy introduction mail you have ever sent out on sites such as this.
2) From your own personal email address, responding to every spam mail I receive for Viagra and Rolexes with enquires of bulk purchase.
3) Being forced to read and cogitate the profile of every lady you spam.
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