| So I though it was finally time to update my profile. I figured when I no longer remember much of what it say, it's a sure bet that the information is a bit out of date.
So about me.....
I'm a vanilla human being first, kinky only in a relationship. Relationships are built first, and when they are working, the kink will follow. For those who are looking to hop into bed and see if the sex is good enough for them to build a relationship on, then thanks for stopping by, we have nothing in common.
I have never been to a munch or a play party. I have nothing against those that do, I just have this inability to develop that concept of "getting used to it," and know I will not be able to stop gawking at what I see. Don't go to nude beaches for the same reason. I mean really, how can you NOT stare at the guy whose member is reaching his knees, the woman who has never heard of a razor, or the poor fellow whose member is smaller than teen tampons? I know they know, and are proud of who they are and good for them, but me? I'm going to stare. So better to avoid the whole embarassing escapade.
While phsyical attraction is important to me, it isn't the first thing on my list. First is a sense of humor. You better be able to laugh at yourself, at life, and definately my jokes. I have good days and bad days and want someone who doesn't disappear on the bad days because they "can't handle it." Been there done that, will kill the next bastard that tries it. So if this is you say your sorry (and I do mean sorry) ass and stay away.
I like music of all kinds except rap (can't stand it), shoot pool (used to be pretty good, but it has been a while), like to have fun. I have a back and neck injury that can limit some activities (rollercoasters, a favorite are painful in a bad way). But generally, I am just me. A smart, funny, witty, attractive woman pushing 50 who doesn't want to reach that apex alone.
YOU? You need to be funny (mentioned that already, see how important?) You need to be level headed and even tempered, but not in the frontal lobotomy sense. You need to be looking for ME! Not somemone like me, not someone close to me, but ME! After all, I'm looking expressly for YOU. I don't know who you are, but when I find YOU I will know, and so will you.
As for the kinky stuff, let's see if we can carry on a conversation first before we figure out if we share all the same kinks. We know we are both kinky, so we already have that in common. Let's leave it there for now.
Now for the bad part. If you haven't read my profile, and you send me some silly one line "how are you today" crap message, I will ignore it once. If you do it again, I will release all my pent up anger at traffic jams, taxes, umemployment and all the other horrors on the world on you, so prepare for it. I am looking for a realationship with one person, not a play partner. I am not into poly, I want monogamy. If you are married, doesn't matter what you write, the above will be double and you will deserve every vile thing that spews from my nimble fingers.
For the rest of you, I'm looking forward to getting to know you. |
