| Meh. Interested in brains, really. Friends with same interests beyond kink, most likely. I give up on the online crap. The anonymity of the web makes people behave in socially inept ways.
Yes I am polyfidelitous, and babalonslave here is Mine. Unfortunately, he is away from me attending university this year, after six years of happiness. I am fiercely missing him and awaiting my flight.
If you read:
www.alternet.org
www.motherearthnews.com
www.bbc.co.uk/news/
www.commondreams.org
www.fark.com
www.sciencedaily.com
and listen to CBC podcasts like "Ideas" or "Massey Lectures," then you're my type of conversationalist. Otherwise, you don't fit the bill.
Not accepting chats regarding getting your rocks off at this time. No exceptions. I don't chat all day about fantasies, and would rather talk to someone r/t (if they are truly interested in friendship) than type all GD day.
If you cannot approach me as a person, rather than a stereotypical dominant figure who demands your service immediately *cheeky aura* (yeah ok that's logical to expect that from a complete stranger I have never met and have no idea of your intellect), then that's your issue, not mine. I'm pretty sure you have issues meeting people in real life, too, if you behave that way online. I am not going to respond to the "do-me" types. In the same tone, if you are looking to chat and are "cheating" that's your issue and I won't ever become embroiled in anything that is detrimental to my well being, as well as that of your s.o. I can only empathize for 5 minutes and then my eyes glaze over in a haze of "divorce or break up and get it over with" syndrome. I have a problem with my face- it shows if I can't deal with your bullshit. :p
I am really not seeking anything beyond friendship, but then again, I won't rule it out-if you are a submissive, that is. Life is an opportunity for long lasting...anything. Fair warning- I work a LOT. I hope someday for 24/7 again, but right now, that's not a reality. I have many renos to do.
I will not own smokers or chronic potheads. I am a sadist, who prefers masochists, but I am also a person who is controlling and a mommy-type loving dominant (yes thats an oxymoron but who the hell wants simplicity in their life?). I enjoy house service and anticipatory service. :) I appreciate subs with high self esteem, and avoid subs seeking abuse, living in a cage (thats work for me, not for you), and generally, people who do NOT have their priorities in order.
Presently living in northern AB, and I travel to Toronto or London frequently to see my sub, and welcome getting to know people with similar intellectual interests.
If I sound cranky...truly I am not. I am generally easy going and have a cynic's heart...which is the way I was cast from the mold. I am pretty goofy...and maybe...just me. :)
`Chilled monkey brains`- Include that phrase in your letter and it proves you actually read this profile. Most people don't pay attention to anything but pictures in this fast paced, double arched world of do-me McSpankland with fries. |
