Here is my written profile:
Pictures are a *must* You've seen me - I get to see you. Before you write to me, make sure you have something to offer. It ain't all about you, jackass.
This is me: Female Dominant, Pagan, hetero, tree huggin,' bambi lovin' liberal (and I vote!)
Blue-eyed, Rubenesque redhead of moderate stature. (5'2" and rather curvy). I am reasonably attractive with striking blue eyes, ready smile and a big aura. I am described as "lively" by most. The skin of my teeth may be bleeding, but I ‘m still in my 30s.* (Edit: *sobbing, weeping, gnashing teeth* No longer 30-anything!)
As you can see in my photo (taken several Hallowe'ens ago) I have a certain sense of ridiculous fun. That's my "Country bumpkin fairy" pose. Do I need a serious "Domme-y" photo to convince you that I'm a serious Domina? In that case, you're too rigid. Scoot!
Desires in Mates: Casual players or the confused please look elsewhere. (i.e. If you don't have a clue what you want or are just looking to satisfy YOUR OWN fantasies, I deserve better) Seeking a serious, committed relationship, after friendship and trust are established. I desire real-time, long-term D/s relationships with slave male(s). Fidelity is required by partner(s).
Prefer intelligent and completely submissive young male slaves (18-early 30s) whose greatest desire is to serve and obey me, MY WAY. Sorry, boys over 50 will no longer be considered.
I expect to be wined and dined, served in all things, and presented with sparkly jewelry or other nice things I can actually utilize. I am not kidding. And, while it's nice to have, once I know you, offering "sexual service" at the outset will only get you laughed at. And blocked.
I like piercings (The better to torture you with, my dear!), tattoos, goth, normal, whatever! No slobs!!! Married men will be considered, as long as I get to meet the wife, too. In my book, you can't call yourself submissive if you are seeking your own satisfaction without your partner's knowledge or permission. (Repeat: It ain't all about you, jackass.) Experienced boys preferred. Sincere beginners (but not the chicken-hearted) considered.
Fave play: Bondage, purcussive and strap-on. (Up yours, mate!)
Other: I like riding horses, fostering rescued animals, reading, writing, drawing, painting and sculpture. Good conversation and humour are necessary, in any interaction. Honesty, honesty, honesty is a must, must, must! All parties involved have a right to be treated with the dignity and respect of full transparency.
*Update*: Due to the wealth of responses, MOST of them mismatched, I need to specify a few *more* things. Sheesh: r/t = boys must live closer than 100 miles away and be available to me *physically,* not just in your dear little hearts and not just when convenient to you.
I have size and weight restrictions: If you're over 5'11" you are likely too tall (Unless you are Hayden Christensen - No other exceptions!) (Update: Well...no, just HC.) Also, if you weigh more than 170, you are too heavy. When I spank, I spank otk. I need to be able to reach your bum *and* not break my knees in the process. There must be something really compelling about you and what you offer for me to consider otherwise.
You must show a real desire to serve as I see fit, with no expectation of reward. I can be very generous, but not if I feel pressed or manipulated.
To quote an important point on a forum I visited long, long ago: "Pursue, court and enchant me."
I am not expecting any man to support me. However, I am expecting a man to enhance my life. Therefore, if you have no interest in treating me to the things I want and need, like toys, pretty jewelry and other cool stuff, you really should look elsewhere. My presence is a gift to the fortunate and should be treated as such.
I will consider traveling to see you, at your expense. Interested gentlemen may contact me here.
Now you know me. So, there.