| OK...so, we have been on this site for a while (longer than we like to admit) and have been talking a lot lately about ourselves, our relationship, our goals, our household and what we want to do with all that and the bag of chips we never seem to get to the bottom of.
After long intro- and extro- spection together and separately, we have come to the conclusion that the blank box at the top of our profile is not serving any good purpose and we think it is high time to put something here.
We decided against the 'we are a happily married couple' stuff and the usual 'we are this tall and he is THIS big' is covered in the rest of the auto-form so, what to do? What to say? WTF?
In the past year, we have gotten over 150 e-mails from all over the country and around the world from every possible sort of person asking and offers just about everything you can imaging...none of them are here beside us now and, as that is our ultimate goal, this is what we want to say:
YES, we are looking for a bisexual, natural born, female for real life meetings and play.
YES, she can be a sub, slave, bottom or just curious about the whole thing (or maybe just not into labels).
YES, we do expect a clear, recent face and body pic (does not have to be nude) so we can get a look at who is applying for a place at our feet.
YES, we are talking about real life, face to face, meetings, play, dates, fun and games in and out of the bedroom.
YES, we are open to one night stands, short term training, intense skills building, no strings service (both sexual and domestic) and even the possibility of making a permanent place in our household for one very special girl.
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO! We are NOT interested in getting to know you with 100 rounds of e-mail tag, the concept of online romance is kind of boring in our opinion and cyber-sex is the lamest thing we have ever heard of. As to anything else virtual, well, we think you get the point.
So, with that said and knowing it will piss off or scare off about 99.9% of the people who are able to read this far, we will bring this to a close and wait and see what will come of it all.
If you think you are what we seek and want the chance to prove it, feel free to write and tell us more about the girl behind the screen; if there is anything else you want to know or something specific you want to ask, feel free to write and let the adventure begin!
If you write, be ready to meet. We will read your letter and probably reply with our cell number and ask that you call us to arrange a meeting/interview/date. If you are afraid to dial the phone and can't get a friend to push the buttons for you, we are not the couple you seek. If you need time to think about it or discuss it with your therapist, best friend, current husband or personal savior, we are not the couple you seek. If you think this might be right for you but want to do a bit more online research, check the forums, try a little online play and start a myspace community, save the letter you cant wait to send us and send it when you have had your fill of the virtual and are ready for something truly visceral.
We hope this cuts down on the nonsense letters we are getting from men, boys, bois, tv/ts/tg/cd, dykes, dommes and other assorted folks who might be truly wonderful and important people in their own minds but are simply of no interest whatsoever to either of us.
If this sounds rude, arrogant or otherwise unacceptable to you, take a deep breath and get over it by moving on to the next profile.
We truly hope that 'she' is out there and still believe 'she' might be. That is the only reason this profile is still here and we are still looking for that one special girl who reads between these lines and writes loud enough to be heard through the screen.
Until then, I remain... |
