Oh em gee. New profile time. =)
Lets see. In the old profile (the relevent parts of which, now rest in my journal.. thing) I glossed over anything that can be considered interesting or factual about myself, in fact, I don't actually recall putting anything in there at all, which might be of value. So, now we start over, and perhaps this one will be a little more useful.
For starters, I have a limited amount of experience. There's something about having the face of a high school junior which tends to attract a certain type. That type can be divided into two distinct camps:
1. Really innocent vanilla girls
2. Pedophiles
For grossly different reasons, both options are less than satisfying. I mean, I'm sure church is fun and all, and I imagine there has to be some reason babyfucking is so in vogue these days, neither one constitute what I'm really looking for.
In reality though, the relationship (whatever its context) still is the most important foundation for the naughtiness. I mean, at the end of the day, were I just to tease every girl that came within ten feet of me, one, my life would be fairly empty and meaningless, and two, I'd be the worst slut ever, ever. So with that, I suppose I'm saying that I like to have some degree of depth with those I involve myself with. That depth can take on a variety of forms, but at the end of the day, there has to be something. Lots of women have a nice ass, only so many have a nice ass and are interesting to talk to.
So, to finally cut to the chase, here are some things about myself, and other things which for whatever reason, I find attractive in a chick, feel free to read, or, not, since well, I can't throw my shoe at you from here.
-I tend to enjoy the rock and or roll, and am a bit of a music snob, so realistically speaking, it would probably help if you had at least over lapping tastes, because you know, snobbery and such.
-On a similar subject, I'm obsessed with rock band, and totally need a partner in that, since most of my friends.. well they drink, and when they drink, they tend to fail. Both at games, and life. And the board game, the game of life.
-I have a dark sense of humor, so, I'd kinda like it if you didn't find cancer jokes offensive. Or lupus. Aids. Have you ever been stuck behind someone writing a check for a gallon of milk at the grocery store, and heard someone at the back of the line mutter "Goddamn waterheads." Well, that's me. Hi! Nice to meet you! :)
-I find something very hot about a woman who is casual in using the word cunt.
-Also, I find it incredibly hot when a woman can completely fake interest in my hobbies. And yes, we know its fake. You don't want to wear the little jersey, even if you look fantastic in it.
Sidenote, are there any guy clothes that can't be shrunk, and made to be hot on a chick..
-I'm actually kind of an affection whore, not like, the making out during dinner type, but tend to make a lot of bodily contact. You know, so, if that bothers you.. whew.. you're so going to hate me. Like, bunches.
-To me, kink is another dynamic for a relationship, akin to that tired layers of an onion analogy that the unwashed and uncreative tend to throw around. It can't be the definition of the relationship, but if its something both are into, it really can't be totally supressed either.
-Oh! I still watch cartoons too. Right now I'm going through an Invader Zim and original Looney Tunes phase if you so cared.
I might think of more to add some other time, but right now, I'm out. Drop a line if you'd like, or not, because as mentioned before, I can't throw my shoe at you from here.
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