BEFORE YOU READ ON:
1. I live with my fiancée, who is MALE.
2. I'm a BBW, but I carry it decently, and I'm working on it, unlike
some I've seen... O.o (Fiancée is skinny as a rail.)
3. We are Pagan. If you don't like the idea that we don't worship Jesus
or Jehovah or wtf ever, please stop reading! :)
4. We are geeks. We play video games, we love computers, and we're both
running Ubuntu on our computers. If you know what that is, PLEASE keep
reading! :D
5. My fiancée and I classify ourselves as furries. If you have a problem
with people who like fuzzy soft things, and think of themselves as
their fursona, please stop reading! :)
6. We are BDSM and LBGT - FRIENDLY! We enjoy kink in our bedroom, and we
love everyone regardless of gender or sexual preference.
7. We are 420 friendly, within reason. We drink on occasion. We smoke on
average 1/2 to 1 pack a day each. We cuss allot, but we also know when
to be polite.
8. We are STD free, please be as well.
9. We own a dog, and will likely always own some sort of pet. If you
don't get along with animals, please stop reading! :)
10. And finally: NO FUCKING DRAMA PLEASE!
Now then!
I am looking for a girl to have my fun with, to be my little princess,
pain slut, human artwork, well-used toy, and loved pet. Got your
attention yet?
This is the long-term goal.
We would obviously start out as friends, get to know each other, be sure
you and I are compatible (Fiancée will not be involved sexually unless
you would like him to be, PERIOD. He's my pet, so he has to listen,
though he is allowed to watch, as I love being watched. ^_~), and see
where things go from there.
I practice Safe, Sane, and Consensual at ALL times, no exceptions.
Eventually long-term would be ideal, If you're the type of girl that's
afraid of commitment, this is probably not the ad for you.
If you have a dominant side that occasionally comes out, that's a bonus.
I generally prefer to dominate girls, but the occasional role reversal
would be tasty.
When not in the bedroom, a vanilla relationship is in full swing. We
understand that - unfortunately - the world hasn't caught on to the fact
that some people like to have fun in a different way than others. We
have no problem with keeping up appearances, going to the mall, events,
concerts, clubs, etc! We love going out. Just understand that once we
get home and get comfortable again, the kink is back in play.
Me: Native American/Caucasian, 5'7", 230 lbs, short auburn hair (just
cut for the summer, long in fall/winter/spring), sea-colored eyes, good
hygiene.
Him: Caucasian, 6'1", 150 lbs, short mouse brown hair, gray-blue eyes,
good hygiene.
You: Native American, Asian, or Caucasian (or all of the above? :o! ),
5' - 6' (prefer shorter than me, but I'm flexible.) 130 - 240 lbs (If
you weigh as much/more than me, you're going to join me in losing
weight.) Prefer no blonds, unless you have your hair dyed a crazy
color... I'm into that. :) Eye color doesn't matter, MUST have good
hygiene. PERIOD. You don't have to have perfect pedicures or anything,
just general cleanliness please! :)
I take care of myself, please do the same.
Please also bring something to the household with you, such as your own
job and transportation. We're not here to support you financially, or to
be your personal taxi service. :)
All in all, just looking to fill out our family, and find the girl I've
always wanted. Any girl welcomed into the family will be loved and cared
for, as much as any girl could ever want. I have endless love to give
that special girl, and can't wait to meet her....You.
Thanks for reading, and if you've gotten this far, and haven't run away
screaming, then maybe you really are that special girl. If you think you
might fit the bill, hit me up with an email titled "Maybe I'm the
one?".
I look forward to hearing from you!
~Spyke~
^_^
Our compatibility test:
http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=dFE2aG9kM001bE9sUi1VRXRYMm9ielE6MQ
If you are interested in becoming a part of our family, this test is required.
[Our Pounced Ad] (http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=18688)
[Our Profile] (http://.com/users/280191)
Kink Test Results:
You like to hurt people and find it arousing. It isn't a problem as long as you find someone who likes what you deal.
Sadist: 100%
Switch: 100%
Experimental: 96%
Bondage: 96%
Masochist: 89%
Exhibitionist/Voyeur: 89%
Degradation Lover: 71%
Submissive: 68%
Dominant: 57%
Vanilla: 11%
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