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We are looking again ... still ... whatever. Please read the full profile so that you have at least the basics of what we are looking for - it will save a lot of time for everyone involved.
Major things to avoid doing:
-invite me to chat with you - I hate the program on this site and refuse to use it. If you request a chat, it will be declined, and I'll be irritated that you didn't bother to follow directions.
-use net-speak - it's annoying, irritating, and shows a lack of discipline, in my opinion. If you are too lazy to type "you" instead of "u" ... then how do I know that you'll follow through with more difficult tasks like helping with yard work or housework?
-call me Mistress - you haven't earned that yet, we'll let you know if you are allowed to call us that
-call me ma'am - I just hate it, don't do it.
What we are looking for:
a male submissive to add to our family. Someone that will eventually marry me (Karen - Holly is marrying our first boy), so it has to be someone that can and will get along with my family ... which could be quite a challenge. Someone that we have things in common with, someone that we can love like we love each other and our current boy. This is a family and we intend for it to stay that way, we just want a fourth member. We are looking for a 'full' relationship. This includes everything from cleaning the litter box to snuggling before bed and everything in between. We are not looking for a cuckold, we are not looking for a traditional butler ... we are looking for a pet - which, to us, means someone that we will love, cherish and care for as he serves us (we aren't real big on puppy/pony/other animal play ... we have enough actual animals, thanks).
We also do NOT cyber - don't ask, the answer is always going to be no. We don't want to get involved in other people's relationships, we don't want to dominate anyone over the internet ... neither do anything for us, so we don't do it.
Please be aware that Holly and I both have some significant health issues. If you aren't ok with taking care of someone with health problems (mental and/or physical), then this is not the place for you. And in a slightly related note - our health issues prevent having children, so if you MUST have children, this is most definitely not the place for you.
Basic requirements:
*No smoking - I'm seriously allergic to it and cannot tolerate it.
*No illegal drug use, and no legal drug abuse (i.e. occasional drinks are ok, but if you need to drink daily, I can promise you that we are not a good match ... )
*Must be US resident/citizen.
*Must be relocatable (realistically ... we aren't expecting this to happen tomorrow, but we don't want to wait years) - this means that we are not interested in online relationships. It must eventually move to r/t.
*We prefer Caucasians
*Single - If you are cheating on your wife/girlfriend/whomever, we aren't going to be interested, no matter how strenuously you state that you'll leave her for us ... that's not how we work and we won't talk to you further.
*We are only looking for guys born from 1981 to 1971 (ages change, birth years don't LOL) - we have found that much younger or much older just don't have anything in common with us, exceptions may be made if you are close to the age range, but it's very unlikely
*Must be able to get along with others - this includes people and animals. We are poly (two Dommes and a sub, looking for a second sub) and we own a small zoo which includes cats, dogs, rats, a bird, rabbits, guinea pigs, gerbils, a mouse, a pig, turtles and fish, so we definitely give preference to animal lovers. Included in this is the fact that you must not have any delusions about Pitbulls being evil monsters or have anything against little dogs like Shih Tzus or French Bulldogs.
*Must not have any delusions about splitting up the already established group (Holly and I have been together since 1999, and rob has been with us since 2003 - we're pretty secure and stable ... don't try to destabilize the group)
*we only want males - we don't do forced fem, we aren't into cross-dressing (nothing against it, just doesn't do anything for either of us) and if you are female, or list yourself as such (and that includes a 'male' listed profile with a female name) - we aren't going to be interested. This means no femsubs, no people who identify as female, no couples, etc. When we want fem, Holly and I have each other.
*Must be able to interact on a "vanilla" level, as well as a D/s level (we want this to be a long-term thing, potentially including marriage - if we can't take you out in public comfortably, we aren't interested)
*Must be able to live out in the middle of B.F.E. and preferably will enjoy our corn/bean fields as much as we do
*If you have a latex fetish, this isn't the place for you - latex allergies suck, but are an unfortunate reality.
*Being a gamer is a plus, but not required (although, be aware, you may be required to play RPGs with us - you've been warned)
*Please avoid referring to yourself in the third person. I know that some dominants require it - I find it rather annoying. If you are speaking about yourself, say "I" "me" "myself" etc. I also would appreciate at least an attempt at proper spelling and grammar. I grew up in a household with an elementary school teacher - I'm a card-carrying member of the grammar police. I don't expect perfection, but I do expect some effort to be put into any communication.
*Please put something in your message that lets us know that you really did read the profile - starting with: do not call us "Mistress(es)" as you are not owned by us yet, and do not call me "Ma'am" because I hate it. Telling us some of your non-BDSM interests would be good. A one line message is not good (a one word message is even worse). If you don't have a picture up on your profile, we expect a tasteful pic to be sent relatively quickly (within a week of initial contact if we are still talking). If you use an obvious form letter, I will not reply. If you mention your sex life/experience (or lack there of), I will not reply. If you send us inappropriate pictures, I will not reply. If you write us a well thought out, polite message that shows you really did read the profile, I will reply to you even if I feel that we are entirely incompatible.
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