| If you copy and paste me the email you sent someone else,.... I'll sign you up for teen fan mag subscriptions or something equally unerotically unpleasant. It's just lazy, and insulting and how can I believe you'll serve well if you're already being lazy? ::sigh:::
http://www.collarchat.com/m_1098733/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#1101206
I'll make this simple. Don't write me unless you've read my full profile, in which case, you will have read the forum post above, and will have some clue how to approach me without my thinking you are a complete twit. If you write me and can't spell or punctuate, I'll submit your letter to be laughed at on every web board I can find. Any message that does not refer to me as Domina will be deleted without a reply.
So there. Neyahhhhh.
I am in a sexually monogamous situation with DarkBastard and neither of us play with anyone else unless the other is there involved. If you are writing me, I'll assume you are interested in him as well.
We've been meeting more people, enjoyed more munches, made some friends, played with a couple playmates, explored some things I would never have imagined I'd enjoy, developed some new interests accordingly... discussed some possible play with locals and semi-locals, but we're still learning to negotiate. I have remembered how easily annoyed I am with some types in and out of BDSM. We are talking to someone who seems eager to trade housekeeping for costuming, and who wants to learn massage so we can trade that as well. It should be a learning experience.
I loathe entitlement disease. Good conversation is welcome, but don't make conversation with an agenda of expectation. Have an interesting topic and knowledge thereof before writing, please? I read Peter McWilliams, Alan Moore, Richard Bach, Clive Barker, and many related authors, and do lots of crafty stuff, and have many vanilla interests. There's always something to chat about. Be interesting if you want our interest.
Those locals interested in rubbing my feet and bringing my chai should make sure they have snug black jeans and consider growing their hair long. I am not considering any online Domination at this time, and any consideration of subs would be secondary to my situation with DarkBastard. If, in the future, that should change, as in all matters, those wishing to be considered for any open positions should have the same qualities as any RT supplicant - an understanding the intricacies of the splenius capitus/suboccipitals and their manipulation, and appreciation of a delicately aged kombucha, ... supplicants would need a steady henna hand and strong reflexology skills. The ability to launder, iron, fold and organize yards and yards of fabric is a must. Ownership of a large djembe is a big plus. (I have only had a could make the effort of googling "djembe"in the last 3 years, ya lazy bastarts.)
A sense of humor is a non-negotiable requirement.
Tribute that takes the form of Nutella/ chocolate or Venice lace might be too tempting to be rejected.
(Ok... on a serious note, anyone who can repair a Kia and likes to mow grass will get a second glance, IF they can meet the minimum standards I've already laid out. Weed pulling might be nice too. And carpet cleaning...I'd torture someone to mow the lawn,wash the dog and fix my car ... grr. )
You are now dismissed. |
