I've had a love/hate relationship with women all my life - I love 'em, lots of 'em, but I hate it when they get clingy and want to play house. I suppose the under house parlour maid with very loose clothing comes closest to my ideal woman - that, and young chavs of the female variety, possibly because they are the most single minded women on earth. Closely followed by librarians in thin dresses and call center girls. (If you don't know what a chav is, check your Wikipedia. If you don't know what a librarian is, you've got a problem.)
No, I am not anything like your Dad. To begin with, I had a vasectomy in time to foil the sudden broodiness of the women my friends and I hung out with. I did not want to get to the stage where I had to count pills every morning. But secondly, I spent part of my career in the arts, where I learned that the best way to stay young is to f*ck a lot, travel a lot, party a lot and gather as much loot as you can (for which you generally eventually need to leave the arts and do something computer related, if you're not Harri$on Ford). If you didn't leave the arts, I learned, you'd end up a rapidly aging drunk winking at bitches across the bar, then falling off your stool trying to get to the john.
So, as before, I am looking for sluts. You know, the type that can only keep her thighs together by bending over. Or rather, a slut (the slut I had decided to go finish her education somewhere in the Far East, with my blessing, good for her). Although I have more than enough room for half a dozen sluts, I fear keeping that many in line would be too much like hard work. And you don't have to actually be an experienced slut, it is fine with me if you have the desire, and just need those thighs liberated. I know how to do that.
Slave or sub doesn't much matter to me. I don't think there is a huge difference between them, although I would be very excited to find a true slave. A captive one that really wants to be kept under lock and key, only to be taken out for immediate use. It is a stockade fantasy I read about in someone's profile, although I get the impression that the majority of those that profess to be are actually in dorm rooms fantasizing on their new Macbook ES (Extra Slutty).
I am somewhat of an unusual hybrid. After moving to the U.S., I made my money in computer and internet R&D - if Al Gore invented the internet, I am the guy that built it. Before that I was a (published) writer, photographer, and worked in the theatre and in film production, in Europe. Put all that together, and you understand why I am insufferably arrogant.
So drop me a note if you want to be kept, and I don't mean in a wedded state of bliss. I don't do luv, I am not good at it, actually I've tried it several times and found it incredibly boring, like doing something without really knowing why you do it. So I will stick with what I know.
