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thank you if you have sent me a buddy list invitation. sorry, but unless i have met yo
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Female Submissive, 44, Central florida, Florida
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thank you if you have sent me a buddy list invitation. sorry, but unless i have met you in person and we really are friends, i don't accept and add people. really stupid, right? i know, but that's just me...anal as usual!
anyway, what am i looking for?
maybe i should start out with what i am NOT looking for.
i'm not looking for penpals.
or chat buddies.
or long distance friendships.
been there, done that, and for the most part, has ended up frustrating me.
i am very physical. i need friends to meet me for iced tea, hold me when i need to be held, let me hold them when they need to be held, go on bike rides with me, pick me up when my car breaks down, come over and help me get a virus out of my computer, help me carry heavy stuff out of my attic storage, sit on a beach watching the sunset and talk for hours, give each other mutual sensual massages, go camping with me, enjoy a chinese buffet with me, go to a concert with me, go karaoking with me, go to wal-mart at 3:00 a.m. with me, and then stop off at waffle house and talk with the hookers over grits with me, watch a koi pond with me, go hiking in the woods with me, go swimming in a crystal clear river naked with me, attend a play party with me, sit together at a munch with me....
staring at a computer screen for friendship just isn't enough for me.
so what do i want as far as more than friendship relationships, you ask? well, dinner and a movie and companionship would be nice to start. private and/or public play time once we are both comfortable with that would be nice. going to amusement parks with a rope-dress and remote-controlled e-stim under my clothes would be nice. a long-term relationship once we REALLY know each other would be nice. a sadist who has the same moral values and likes and dislikes as i do would be nice. a dominant who has his own life in control before he tries to control someone else would be nice. a master who is intelligent, creative, financially stable, and not afraid to deal with a complicated woman would be nice.
in the meantime, i will always be a slut, so play partners without commitment are welcome to contact me. but nowadays, my brain is my biggest sexual organ, so photos of your dick or the "how r u 2day lets fuk" emails just ain't gonna impress me. and since i work in the amateur adult porn biz, i've seen more dicks than the average person...trust me, your "dick pic" is not gonna cause intense feelings of horniness or submission in me...i will more likely be critiquing it - "hmmm well yes, the length is good and the thickness is adequate, but the mushroom cap could be better....the doctor sure could have done a smoother job on THAT circumcision. and that pubic hair has GOT to go! that left hook could be interesting. balls are nice sized and we could shoot around the left one descending lower than the right....but how will he do on a money shot, eh? that's the real question!! ok, NEXT????"
so instead of showing me your dick, why not try the other largest sex organ? intelligence, wit and humor are huge turn-ons to me. however, intelligence and wit, without humor, won't work for me.
in an ideal world (i.e. my fantasy world) an honest master with integrity and high standards will have found me, loved me unconditionally, and be everything that is needed to give me stability as a slave, as i dedicate my whole life to serving him in return.
and if that happens, great. if it doesn't, i am lucky that i happen to like myself and enjoy living alone and am very good company for myself! i am old enough and jaded enough and experienced enough to have lost that desperation to be owned. but it isn't as much fun to flog and crop myself, so a good play partner in the meantime is very welcome.
the usual hard limits apply. no scat, no children. death and dismemberment are major no-no's. i don't EVER see anal fisting a physical possibility for me. imprisonment more than a few hours doesn't sound like much fun to me unless there were some good books to read in there. public play in a vanilla setting where the vanillas involuntarily witness the play nonconsensually is just not kewl in my book. i am claustrophobic and i really appreciate my tops considering that when we play. and last but certainly not least, 100% honesty is required. that is not an option. i don't mean partial honesty. i don't mean occasional honesty. i don't mean honesty only when it is easy and comfortable to be honest. no, i mean 100% honesty at all times.
what do you get in return?
100% honesty at all times
loyalty
a friend forever
a good listener
empathy
the comfort of my sensual touch
perhaps a soulmate
devotion
attention to your needs and wants
consideration to your needs and wants
fulfilling of your needs and wants
caring
love
companionship
shared laughter
willingness to be trained however you desire
in service - protocols, sexual preferences, household duties, etc.
one of the most fun-loving partners in kink you will ever have
security that i will never embarrass or publicly bring shame or dishonor to you
trust
honor
respect
a decent cook
a perpetually horny woman who loves sex and will never tell you "NO"
oh and if you like big tits, i have 40DDs
and a "lily white bubble butt" big azz
and i know how to do kegels (grin) STRONG kegels (bigger grin)
i really don't want to relocate. if i have to, i will. but since i don't do the long-distance relationship thing, i don't see that happening anyway! one thing is for sure though.... i have family commitments in the central florida area for AT LEAST two more years, perhaps even longer. that is non-negotiable.
if you have a significant other, that is fine, but all parties will need to sit down and talk first, so i can ensure all are comfortable.
i am now located closer to the woodshed in orlando, but will continue to haunt sir steffan's dungeon in tampa whenever possible.
and finally, big points to whoever actually reads this in its entirety and can tell me the super duper special private secret codeword - "karaoke."
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