I am the Wind,
I am free and wild, untamable and fun. I go where I want and I do as I please.
Can you Catch the wind?
I am the Water,
I am strong and fast, unrelenting and ever flowing. I am cool and relaxing. Neither tree nor mountain can stop me.
Can you Stop the water?
I am the Earth,
I am solid and sturdy, reliable and fertile. From each death I find rebirth, I always find balance.
Can you Harm the Earth?
I am the Fire,
I burn with passion. I am hot and powerful. I destroy all in my path, few can quell my fury.
Can you Master the Fire?
I am the Light,
I shine brightly and bring warmth. I light your way and push back the darkness. I live to shine for your glory.
Can you Hide the Light?
I am the Darkness,
I am seductive and true. I am great and full of lust. I hold all of your desires and Fantasies, won’t you give in?
Can you Embrace the Darkness?
I am full of Contradictions and Complex thoughts.
I hold my own Counsel of Reason and Insanity.
Free from Religion, Country or Creed, I have my own Ideas.
Creative and Sly, I Use and am Used.
I take what I Want and I give what you Need.
I am the Master of my craft and the Servant of your will.
I am both the Control and the Controlled.
The Angel in Hell..
~ Me, 2002, English class.
Ok just for the record I am not one of those weird kids (yes I am) who sits in the corner hurting himself, that’s your job.
The first part of this was called Elemental Speech which I wrote for English class. I originally wrote it in Japanese, in which it sounded much cooler and comprised of only the first four elements. The rest I just added now.
The following is just a bunch crazy stuff I’m doing for your amusement, enjoy it….because if you don’t I will come to your house and cut you...just kidding.
Yay hidden message! you will be stabbed to death by a Tranny one hour after reading this unless you email me and have the curse removed.
No seriouslly I WILL cut you.
No really Im just kidding.
Or am I?
I think buff women are hot, like female body builders. A woman who can over power a man turns me on. I just wanted you to know that.
I think sex with a female clown would be fun, then again sex with anything female would be fun.
TRANNY ASSASSIN
What do you call a Hitman who is a total dick?
A Killer who puts the Ass in Assassin
So I rented a Movie last night called "The last thing your will ever see"
It was a two hour video of Micheal More naked.
I scooped out both my eyes with a melon baller.
"Does Wayne Brady need to choke a bitch?"
"BACK OFF! I'll make you fun sized!" ~Reducto, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.
"Can't fall asleep clowns will eat me......Zzzzz"
Mokkori ! ~Ryo Saeba aka City Hunter
*jumps out and cuts you*
Yay you read to the whole profile. What do you want a fucking Cookie?





