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joanus
Male Submissive, 22,  Under your bed, Kentucky

 

joanus

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Age: 29, Height: 5ft 5in (165 cm)
Location: Henderson, Kentucky
Last on 7/1/09 at 6:24 AM

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 joanus

 Submissive Male

 Under your bed 

 Kentucky

 5'10"

 136 lbs

 22

 Mixed

 02/28/07

 









I am the Wind,


I am free and wild, untamable and fun. I go where I want and I do as I please. 


Can you Catch the wind?


I am the Water,


I am strong and fast, unrelenting and ever flowing. I am cool and relaxing. Neither tree nor mountain can stop me.


Can you Stop the water?


I am the Earth,


I am solid and sturdy, reliable and fertile.  From each death I find rebirth, I always find balance.


Can you Harm the Earth?


I am the Fire,


I burn with passion.  I am hot and powerful. I destroy all in my path, few can quell my fury.


Can you Master the Fire?


I am the Light,


I shine brightly and bring warmth. I light your way and push back the darkness. I live to shine for your glory.


Can you Hide the Light?


I am the Darkness,


I am seductive and true. I am great and full of lust. I hold all of your desires and Fantasies, won’t you give in?


Can you Embrace the Darkness?


 


I am full of Contradictions and Complex thoughts.


I hold my own Counsel of Reason and Insanity.


Free from Religion, Country or Creed, I have my own Ideas.


Creative and Sly, I Use and am Used.


I take what I Want and I give what you Need.


I am the Master of my craft and the Servant of your will.


I am both the Control and the Controlled.


The Angel in Hell..


~ Me, 2002, English class.


 


 


Ok just for the record I am not one of those weird kids (yes I am) who sits in the corner hurting himself, that’s your job.


The first part of this was called Elemental Speech which I wrote for English class. I originally wrote it in Japanese, in which it sounded much cooler and comprised of only the first four elements. The rest I just added now.


The following is just a bunch crazy stuff I’m doing for your amusement, enjoy it….because if you don’t I will come to your house and cut you...just kidding.


Yay hidden message! you will be stabbed to death by a Tranny one hour after reading this unless you email me and have the curse removed.

No seriouslly I WILL cut you.

No really Im just kidding.

Or am I?

I think buff women are hot, like female body builders. A woman who can over power a man turns me on. I just wanted you to know that.

I think sex with a female clown would be fun, then again sex with anything female would be fun.
TRANNY ASSASSIN
What do you call a Hitman who is a total dick?
A Killer who puts the Ass in Assassin

So I rented a Movie last night called "The last thing your will ever see" 
It was a two hour video of Micheal More naked.
I scooped out both my eyes with a melon baller.

"Does Wayne Brady need to choke a bitch?"

"BACK OFF! I'll make you fun sized!"   ~Reducto, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.


"Can't fall asleep clowns will eat me......Zzzzz"

Mokkori !     ~Ryo Saeba aka City Hunter

*jumps out and cuts you*

Yay you read to the whole profile. What do you want a fucking Cookie?


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