| ***Owned and not looking***
FAQ about the bunny:
Are you single?
Yes, there's only one of me. Although after a few glasses of wine I get a little confused.
Just answer the damn question, biatch!
Okay okay ... no, I'm not available for sexular conflagrations. That better?
Sighs...are you owned, then?
Yup!
So no chance of a shag then?
Ermmmm...nope! Got that bit covered. Yay!
Pics? Bit of camming? Go on - talk dirty to me! I won't tell...
But I will. I'm a bitch like that :-D
You refuse to follow instructions and refuse to do the nasty with me - does that mean you're fake?
Pretty much!
Do I need to check with your Master before I contact you?
No, he gets that I'm a big growed-up laydee with slightly more than half a brain. He trusts me, for some reason :-)
Wanna be my Interwebz friend?
If you can tick one or more of the following boxes, I just might...
* we've actually met and I like you
* we've actually met and you made me laugh and/or squirt cola out of my nose
* you're a message board regular and we've engaged in verbal repartee...witty or otherwise
* you are Bill Gates and want to keep me in the life of luxury I'd really like to become accustomed to
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Please note:
To be honest, if I told my friends - even my kinky friends - that I was a 'weal and twue slave' who deferred to everyone wearing a "ME DOM" badge, they'd do themselves a mischief giggling!
So, while I'm happy to chat to new people, it will be general chat only. The weather, the state of the nation, the pointlessness of football, the beauty of numbers...all that kind of stuff.
I am happily owned and I will not discuss the details of my relationship, body, kinks or sex life with anyone but him.
New friends are always welcome, but I do tend to want to chat to positive people who think with their 'big head' rather than their 'little head'. For that reason, if your profile is full of complaints and negativity, we wouldn't really have much in common. If it's full of 'in your face' sexual commentary, or (heaven forbid!) kinky stories or poetry, again we wouldn't mesh. Ditto for images of your (or someone else's) genitalia.
If I ask you "did you read my profile?" it's a polite way of saying "if you HAD read my profile, you'd already know the answer to that question, doofus".
No matter how hard you try, I'm not going to talk dirty to you. Well, not unless you're the guy with the scorpion on his shoulder....*grinsss*
Also, I don't use cm chat. It doesn't crash my computer and I'm not scared that the seeds of the apocalypse will be downloaded onto my computer through some satanic trojan horse...I just can't be arsed with it. That goes for IM chat, google chat and every other variation on the theme.
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