I like girls who purr like kittens.
I like boys who grin when their bitten.
I like coffee, tea, and me.
I like crops, hate mops, and I don't do windows.
I'm lazy, and crazy, and smoke too much.
I laugh too loud, and dye my hair.
I like to hand wash my underwear. (it totally rhymes)
I paint, I write.
I stay up all night.
(if your still reading this drivel I'm proud of you)
I have friends in low places.
I make funny faces.
I don't do myspaces. (causes drama)
I like whips, quips, and taking trips.
I like twice eaten meals, pinwheels, folks who squeal.
I like stitches, bitches, and scratching itches.
I like medical play, skin to flay, and hairspray.(I like the smell)
I can tie you up, make you pee in a cup, have you act like a pup.
(god damn this is addictive)
I like sluts, mutts, and cuts.
I like to cinch, pinch, bring the waist in an inch. (or 4)
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