"Bratty, hyperintelligent submissive*HAPPILY COLLARED TO MISTER BIG!* ( M1STERB1G on here)...."

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 brattykitten1

 Submissive Female

 Marietta 

 Georgia

 5'2"

 45

 Caucasian

 08/17/08

Bratty, hyperintelligent submissive
*HAPPILY COLLARED TO MISTER BIG!* 
( M1STERB1G on here). 

DO NOT MESSAGE ME UNTIL YOU READ MY WHOLE PROFILE! 
If you ask me anything I already said on here, I will NOT respond! 

I have been involved in the D/s Lifestyle for about 25 years, off and on. I am Collared and in a CLOSED relationship in which I intend to remain indefinitely. That means I don't want to date, fuck or marry you, unless you are Mister Big, so DON'T ASK.

Why am I here? Just looking for Kink friends, good discussions, and possible mentorship on certain specific Lifestyle topics.  I am happy to talk to anyone, as long as you are respectful.

ADDENDUM FEB 2009: I am still looking for a couple of service bottoms (sissy maids or house boys especially welcome, women accepted as well) for non-sexual semi-Victorian style service part time. I do not typically email first, so message me for more details. As a Top I will be addressed as "Lady Kitten". I  follow the Leather notion that "Mistresses" are what you call homewreckers, not Dominants or Tops. I am not properly a switch but CM has no mechanism to express this any more clearly, sorry.

ADDENDUM MAY 2009: I have a Yahoo Group for peer mentoring & info sharing, not just BDSM but any and all kink lifestyles under the bigger umbrella of What It Is That We Do, at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WIITWD_Mentoring/

Honour, class, dignity and honesty are the only coin in this culture worth having, and they are the measure of your worth. These are the main core values of our household, as well as transparency and safety for us and ours and those we deal with.

I am a Virginia native (Washington, DC area); I have had family in VA since the 1500's. Recent transplant to Hotlanta; still consider myself a tourist. I am a Steel Magnolia/Neo-Southern Belle by upbringing; mostly Irish, Scottish, English, Manx, Dutch & German by heritage.

I am the quintessential Aquarius/Pisces cusp; highly traditional in some ways, very much not in others. Die-hard romantic. Creative, intellectual, gregarious, quick-witted, passionate, connected, esoteric, visionary, willful, fragile, eccentric, resilient.

I am hungry to be inspired: shades of Phantom of the Opera, 9 1/2 Weeks, Wild Orchid and V for Vendetta will get my attention. My sexuality and sensuality are influenced heavily by Red Tantra and Kabbalah (and not in the trendy, "Madonna" sense either; this is the real deal.) Sex, service and submission are sacraments to me.

Non-Smoker, Social Drinker, no illegal drugs.

Being a native Washingtonian, I tend to be highly intellectual and delightfully snarky (watch "West Wing" if you don't get it).

I place strong value on good spelling and grammar. I appreciate manners, elegance, class and being well-bred. I especially abhor Text Speak (ASL / How R U, etc. ) I do not come here to talk to "MySpace kids."

Common mistakes that will annoy me:
- If you don't know when to say "Dominant" versus "Dominate". 
- If you have homophone/homonym/homograph issues.
- If you pronounce Domme as "Dommay".

First impressions matter, and show me what you think my time is worth to you. If your profile is full of TXT speak, grammar or spelling errors, I may ignore you, or even quite possibly mock you, given the chance, as an object lesson on how to present yourself to grownups. Note: This is not directly at people with legitimate learning disabilities. I assumed that was obvious but some people apparently need to be told. On the other hand, dyslexia is not a blanket cover-all-sins excuse for some things I have been tortured with, either. I show respect by putting my best foot forward even after three strokes, so I expect the same in return.

I feel that "split speak" (A/all Y/You) is not necessary, because when you say "You" or "we" I know you speak for your entire pairing without the extra letter. Reading T/this S/stuff just makes me dizzy. A quality Dom is secure in his place in the world, without trying to browbeat pronouns into bowing before him.

Also, please note that I am NOT A SLAVE; I am a submissive, and in the near future likely also a Service Top. Do not refer to me a slave, as I am not one.

My Non-Kink Hobbies include: Music (performing (singing/guitar/piano/violin/hammered dulcimer) & listening), theater (performing), writing poetry, horror, & scifi/fantasy; video games (XBox), roleplaying games (WOD), shooting pistols (Sig Sauer), Victoriana, debating politics, religion or philosophy; Native American & Celtic cultures, foreign languages, computers, Muscle & Exotic cars, and Genealogy.

I am equally at home in leather, velvet, or blue jeans. I have worked on cars and attended Embassy dinners. I am very well-rounded, and value this in others.

I am already well-aware that I could stand to lose some weight, thank you, and have been working on it successfully with my Dom's guidance. If it bothers you, move on. Saying something snarky about it is just childish & rude. I can (and do) diet; jackass is forever. 

If you see this posting, clearly you're reading my profile. This means that you not only already have access to pictures of me but also a lot of personal information, both Kink and Vanilla. Do not ask me for things that are on here already! I made this profile so I don't have to send them or tell them twice. If you can't follow directions or take time to read, why would I want to talk to you?

Please do NOT ask me to Instant Message you, and then if I actually do, ignore me, try to cyber me, talk in text speak or otherwise act like a complete moron. My messaging you is a privilege, not a right, and if you act like an idiot, it will be rescinded.

Please do not attempt to coax me into anything to do with Gor. To me, most Goreans are just Trekkies with leather diapers. It's a fictional universe, people. We can still talk, but don't ask me to take Gor seriously.

If you are married and looking to play without your spouse's knowledge, don't even bother messaging me. I do not break up homes and if you are worthy of my time, you won't either.

If you read this far and actually respect what I said, congratulations! You've done better than 90% of those around you! You can follow directions and be respectful, and I will probably like you. Drop me a note and say hello!

If you didn't, don't say I didn't warn you about what happens to people who message me and say stupid things. Kitties always play with their prey before destroying it...