When it comes down to it, I'm looking less for a Mistress than a girlfriend who happens to be kinky, leaning dominant/toppish. Major requirements: A great, if somewhat skewed, sense of humor; an appreciation for at least some geeky kind of stuff (computer games, science fiction books, superhero movies, endless anecdotes concerning Isaac Asimov and the Marx Brothers); a willingness, preferably an eagerness, to tie me up and do wonderfully horrible things to me on a reasonably regular basis; a tolerance for my singing along with the car stereo (Beatles, other classic rock, assorted 80's new wave, Weird Al Yankovic, and now and then, just to be different, Johnny Cash or John Denver) -- joining in is a plus; an acceptance of the fact that I like to dress up like a girl sometimes; and preferably, a wilingness to dress up like a girl now and then yourself.
And if you don't already like the writings of Christopher Moore, you will learn....you will learn....
You want to know more about me? Well, don't take my word for it. Here's what some of my friends have to say:
"Rob is kind and loyal, able
to offer sympathy and support,
dependable and true. There is
not a single 'phony' bone in this
man's body or soul. His integrity
is unquestioned."
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"I hate to say Rob's a great guy, because it sounds so cliche. But, honestly, he is. He's got a great sense of humor, very intelligent, and one of my favorite people to be around.
He's also as dependable as they come. He's really a terrific friend, and I'd say anyone would be lucky to have him!
On the down side, he's pretty tall, and I hate that about him. He also mixes sweetners, which drives me totally insane. Anyone else I would have cast to the roadside, but because he's such a great guy, I overlook these critical faults."
--MY
"Having known Rob for most of his life, I know that everyone will probably mention his wonderful sense of humor, and his high intelligence. What is less obvious is that he stands by his friends, even to the point of tactfully telling them the truths they don't want to hear but must hear. If you need him, he will be there for you. And, unlike many bright people, Rob uses that fine mind; he reads as much as anyone else I know, and in a broad area rather than a narrow one. He cares passionately about politics and government without being an extremist, and he is in touch with much of popular culture. Yet despite all of this, he cannot be complete of himself; he needs people, and he needs a woman to love him. He's a complex man with a lot to explore, and he is absolutely worthy of your time."
--SN
OK, being friends, perhaps they're being too nice. But hey, I have friends willing to be that nice! That's gotta say something....
What I am ultimately seeking is a woman I can share my entire life with -- to enjoy the good times, and to help each other through the bad. I like fun and laughter and music, but underneath I'm a pretty serious person who sometimes struggles with the fact that life can be so, well, difficult. For example: Everyone wants love -- so why is it so hard to find?
Of course, I want kinky fun, too. Ideally I'd like to find someone whose kinks are reasonably compatible with mine -- the overlap need not be 100% or even close to it, but somewhere on the same page would be good. I'm open to most new things -- I think my only real super-hard limits are most kinds of breath play, and scat -- though there are a number of things which I'm sure I would shy away from at first mention, but think I might be willing to try someday, once I've established the right level of trust in the person.
My major kink, however, is bondage -- I would like to explore and experience it in many different ways. Preferably before I get much older.
I should also mention that I am a cross-dresser. I immediately feel obliged to say that this doesn't mean I will demand forced feminization/sissy maid training -- in fact, my femme alter ego doesn't necessarily have to be involved in our kinky play at all (though if you're open to that, it's surely a plus) -- but she's not going away, either. My feminine side is a large enough part of me that I can't imagine really being in love with someone who couldn't at least accept, and preferably embrace, that side of me.
Anyhow. If you're someone who enjoys good conversation, oddball comedy shows (current favorite: "My Name is Earl" -- just brilliant!), singing along with the car stereo, films, steak, ice cream, foot massages, and keeping a guy tied up in bed while you read or watch TV and decide what you're going to do with him -- let's talk!
If you don't think we'd make a good couple, but still could use someone to practice bondage on, or want a loyal and respectful serving wench for your next trip to the RenFaire, or think I might just be fun to hang around with sometime -- drop me a note anyway. More friends would be cool. And until I find the woman-of-my-dreams, play partners would be good too. (Once I DO find her, then you'd have to ask her for permission, of course....)
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